bang&she's-dead

we all love boooooze

2008-04-09T15:04:00.004+08:00

looks like an upside-down shaped poo. hm

I've got some news to share! mom made fried chicken for dinner yesterday.
sounds pretty ordinary BUT here comes the best part! ;

THOSE CHICKEN PARTS ACTUALLY TASTED GOOD.

complimented her improving & slightly more creative culinary skills before the whole family(minus sis cuz she was too engrossed in the Twilight Trilogy, New Moon.) planted bums on the couch, entertained by Tom & Jerry's.

Tom & Jerry's.
Isn't it like, the best cartoon ever?
Cool seh.

Side note, posted more in my LJ then here.

second place for a second chance

2008-03-30T02:37:00.000+08:00

what an ass.
tried to upload the video where i get to show what would dorky do to get his hands on some cash, but i failed.

obviously.

E.V.I.L : Every Villan Is Lemon

2008-03-25T15:35:00.002+08:00

I am so pissed off with my friends. Argh.

Apparently shit happened and everyone started to push the crap to the next person. The unlucky dude at the end of the flames is a blur and innocent target, who happens to be me...

Gah.

I've since drawn up my plans and decided to share with everyone, who had been innocently accused by cunning and backstabbing people, the 4 pointers to turn your life around. It's time to show them who's boss by beating them in their game.

Okay. In order to be not just evil, but heh-heh-heh-ly evil you will need:

#1 To be able to Laugh Evilly
Laughing evilly is the very first step to being evil and can be easily achievable in 3 simple steps. But do take note that laughing evilly without having a good reason may result in getting a swift kick to your crotch.

Observe the the following steps to pull off the perfect evil laugh:

Step 1a:
Firstly, tilt your head back approximately 45 degree so that you're facing (anywhere)

Step 1b:
Now clench your fists lightly and place them on your hips.

Step 1c:
To finish it up, feet apart and parallel it to your shoulder width.

Just accomplishing this stance alone gives you a bonus +800 Evil Feeling points. Really. This is an accurate example of how it should look like when you're done:

Fig 1.1.

The standard Evil Laugh shown at Fig 1.1. is applicable in many situations: from tripping your unwary friends to after winning at a Table Tennis game. It's even appropriate when the teacher's asking you for the reason for not doing your homework.

For the ultimate dare devils, I by no means encourage you to kick an old lady down the stairs and do this.

You can master the art of Evil Laugh by practicing it every morning right after you woken up and before brushing your teeth (:

#2 To be able to give an Evil Look
The Evil Look's undoubtedly the most important part in being evil.

Begin by catching the attention of your desired target. Once eye contact is made, start squinting your eyes as much as possible but be careful not to accidentally close them as it will results in you being unable to see anything.

After approximately 10 seconds or so, clench your teeth and and lift the upper right side of your lips while quivering them(your lips) as you do so.

An Evil Look is best used when someone causes you annoyance and discomfort. Eg: classmate accidentally drops your pencil box on the floor.

#3 To have a Dark and Mysterious Past
As a rule of thumb, ALL major antagonists ~~in anime~~ needs to have a dark and mysterious past and that's that. No arse-whooping bad guys studies in any school and have any friends because [inserts an irrelevant reason].

But it's too late for you now if you do not possesses this.

#4 To have a Secret Hideout
This is a very vital part in Being Evil. All up-to-date major antagonists needs to have a secret base located somewhere in a mountain, in a hard-to-reach castle, or in China because no arse-whooping major antagonists likes to stay with his grandparents.

Here's a step by step walk-through on how you can build A Portable Secret Base.

You will need:
- alot, alot of cardboards
- 800 rolls of scotch tapes
- an origami book
- a 0.8metre long wooden stick
- a lighter
- a very scary and unique mask (provided below)

Okay. First of all, open the origami book and look for: "How To Build: A Paper House", then fold the cardboard like instructed and tape everything together.

It should be nightfall by the time you're done. Now just sit around comfortably in it and get a well deserved rest.

Oya, if anyone happens to be trespassing on your sacred grounds, you can then put on the very unique and very cool Cut-Out Mask provided below and light the wooden stick on fire subsequently using the lighter, and then scares them off by waving it about while shouting incoherently :D

Fig 1.2.

Be sure to colour it for maximum effect! I think Green is nice :)

Time for me to go do homework.
Hectic life man...

"7 things" meme

2008-03-20T19:29:00.006+08:00

So, I skipped school today. Cool.

Found myself tagged with a "7 things" meme while I was multi tasking between reading a mystery book and blog hopping. I don't really look forward to having an eyeless girl hanging from my roof and trying to knife me at 2am because that will probably wake me up which will then cause unnecessary loss of both lives and sleep.

So here goes:

Seven Things That Scare Me:
#1. The Neighbourhood Watch Group
#2. Sergeant Dollah
#3. Appearing in an episode of Crime Watch
#4. Appearing in two episodes of Crime Watch
#5. A knife appearing out of nowhere
#6. A chainsaw appearing out of nowhere
#7. A knife taped to a chainsaw appearing out of nowhere

Seven Things I Would Like To Do Before I Die:
#1. Try not to die
#2. Understand math
#3. Eat my favourite food
#4. Drink my favourite drink
#5. Eat my favourite food again
#6. Drink my favourite drink again
#7. To uncover the secret of how girls buy (insert inappropriate noun/adj/verb here).

Seven Things You Can Do:
#1. I can be totally dandom
#2. I can multi-task
#3. I can laugh
#4. I can laugh maniacally
#5. I can jump
#6. I can kick
#7. I can do a high jump kick while laughing maniacally

Seven Things You Can't Do:
#1. Homework.
#2. I cannot not be totally dandom
#3. I cannot not laugh
#4. I cannot not laugh maniacally
#5. I cannot not jump
#6. I cannot not kick
#7. I cannot not do a high jump kick while laughing maniacally

Seven Things You Like:
#1. Getting 4 Takoyakis in a box instead of the usual 3
#2. Having a seat in the bus during the early morning
#3. An all expenses paid trip to Japan for a sushi-raving fiasco
#4. Not doing ~~math~~ANY homework.
#5. Watching a movie by myself
#6. The sense of accomplishment after finishing a (whole)Subway Sandwich
#7. My peepz

Seven Things You Dislike:
#1. Getting 2 Takoyakis in a box instead of the usual 3
#2. Having no seats in the bus during the early morning
#3. No one to sponsor me for an all expenses paid trip to Japan for a sushi-raving fiasco
#4. Doing ~~math~~ homework
#5. Watching movie with nosiy people
#6. Beautiful girls (They only wanna do me dirt)
#7. HTML codes. So messy one seh.

Seven People I'll Love To See Doing This:
#1. Fatbird
#2. Ronald MacDonald
#3. ~~Chairman Mao~~ CHICKEN NEHNEH
#4. Fisherman's friend
#5. Gummy bears
#6. Squirdward
#7. Anyone chancing upon this

Kay, Back to the TSGS Bk 18.

Emo shit; Love for TBM <3

2008-03-18T21:03:00.004+08:00

This is my "I've updated!" post.
Great.

THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE IS THE BEST BAND TO EVER ROCK THE GOTHIC SCENE OK. LISTEN TO THEM! GO LAST.FM OR IMEEM.COM OR ANY OTHER MUSIC PLAYING WEBSITES AND FREAKIN' LISTEN. THEY DO NOT DO SCREAMS OR GOTHIC CHANTS LIKE MOST DO.

LOSERS WHO THINK MCR ARE WHAT YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO BE "EMO" SHOULD GET SOME FUCKING UPDATES IN THIER MUSIC SOCIAL LIVES. MOST OF THE MCR FANS ARE PLAIN FAGS AND RETARDS. WHY? COZ THEY THINK MCR IS "DARK & DEEP". BULLSHIT.
WANT SOME REAL DARK(and nice) SONGS, DROP DEAD, GORGEOUS OR BLESSTHEFALL IS LIKE, EONS BETTER. HELL, EVEN AFI IS SHITLOADS NICER.

Though they only did some good songs, Cemetery Drive, Vampires Will Never Hurt You & Helena; these are the only songs that I can listen to by them & not feel "disgusted". I used to like Famous Last Words & Welcome To The Black Parade, but then I realised how fucking annoying Gerard's(lead singer) accent is.

People who paints their eyes black, wear ALOT OF black accesories, emo-fied oneself, blasts MCR's song away like nobody's business and thinks that you are incomprehensibly cool in that manner, should just fucking die on the spot.

Too bad TBM is not well known in Singapore. I'd kill just to see them live.
If you think i'm just another critic/fan, check out my last.fm webpage, I really do like them immensely.
550+ songs by them in a week. hehz.

http://www.last.fm/user/AcidicTongues

remind me that i'm alive

2008-03-08T02:06:00.001+08:00

I quote !dorky, "life is short lahh, live it to tha fullest with sex and drugs"
word.

I have such positive friends and insomnia is my best one.

If i could only freeze that smile of yours.

2008-03-04T23:41:00.002+08:00

I'M THINKING..

the month of February was over pouring with a series of unwanted events.
incidents after another.

it is as if these events occurred simply to remind us that there is a possibility of losing anything or perhaps everything that we posses in this fragile mundane humanity.

are we taking life for granted? or are we not? if everything happens for a reason, what could the that reason be?
once the damage is done, would apologies simply mend the loss that we scarred deeply?

a temporary high, a whiff of euphoria; is it worth the troubles that we endure daily?
would our growing love for convivial entertainment destroy who we really are today and in the future?

on the other hand, is there no escape from our black hole of indecisive mind which is almost abulia?

what irks me the most is the simplicity of how people think, or sterotypically.
they instantly classify who's who by first glance, and that impression is all they want.

i could go on, but what's the point of doing so when the answers do not come just like (snap) that?
this is as far as i can comprehend.

food is required to think harder. my intellect is limited.

it's fun to get sand in your eyes

2008-03-02T22:05:00.003+08:00

can't seem to upload any pictures from the chalet on friday.
blogger's being a demented bitch, which is what it's famous for.

ok, so what i want to blog about.
hrmm.

er....

uh....

ah....

i seem to have forgotten.

There's a class for everything

2008-02-29T16:07:00.010+08:00

MAKMAK SESSION TODAY WITH MOMO! AHAHAHA.

Looks like I've been blogging for 3 days now.
My consistency to blog is always random. lol

1st stop was at PastaMania (which i really disliked) followed by desserts @ Häagen-Dazs.
Makmak sessions with momo always leave me with a tummy very very full O:

The old fart's birthday's today so I'm heading out to his chalet in Sentosa, Palawan Beach later around 7.
Damn, i haven't get him his present yet :/

Brighter side of life, am going sushi-ing tomorrow :D

A Tri-Scoop Simple Pleasure Waffle Delight

Kiss my Sass

2008-02-28T17:16:00.006+08:00

Taneujinn(eugene), another old fart growing up.

you're gonna like, turn 17 in haf a day's time.
why you so fast one? i wish i turned 17 soon lo.
why your parents got happening in february while mine only got in june har?

but kind of a sad case if you ask me though.

FEBRUARY 29th.

ONCE IN EVERY 4 YEARZ! MOOHAHAHAH.

frankly, it is damn cool. donkey kool cool.

think i am going nuts. blame the fever i'm having.

very much alive(?)

2008-02-27T00:14:00.005+08:00

thank you for welcoming me back again.
i know i haven't been updating for quite some time. *tries to be modest*

i have too many things and to say and frankly, i'm beginning to lose the idea of what i am gonna post about.

asiodhoanroiwnapdorn.

oh yeah, more pictures will be up as soon as blogger feels like working again.

____

attempt#1: still an assbitchole, this thing here.

attempt#345: i've given up hope for this thing right here. so long.

Tequila Moonlight

2008-02-21T21:35:00.005+08:00

"At the meantime, I'm groping my way in the murky real world, trying to find where I fit in. It's not easy to work out where that is exactly; even those people whose lives are so-called success stories have gone through their own struggles, although it's not always immediately obvious to others. I'm convinced they got where they are today by believing in themselves. It's not appearances that are important, but making the best of what you've got inside. I don't care how long it takes, if I can make it by staying true in what I believe in, I'm sure things will work out for the better. I think the answer to how to live my life has always been within my grasp, and i just need to grab hold of it. It's also true that I haven't do anything momentous in my life up till now, and if my life seem shallow to you, I wouldn't arge with that."

- Shoko Tendo, Yakuza Moon.

Those rounds and rounds of mostly blackjack and poker weren't that productive.
but it's alright because we've all got another 8 days of february to go.
Gambling is my new method of euphoria.

Attended a number of open houses, dinners, gathering and whatnots for the past week. yeah, it's a long week alright. a shit load of mess.

Both good and bad kinda mess.

Right now, I'm feeling at the lowest point of my shabby life.
even though only a week of minor tests were held, excluding today's Geography Common Test, I'm pretty exasperated at school, home and my mundane life.

Since the knowledge of the up-comming examinations, i've been more incapacitated than ever before.
My insomnia is not helping at all by becoming from bad to worse.
these few nights add up to at most only a good 10 hour of sleep in all.
taking my pills for life is not the way i want to be depended on.
I'm really stressed out and immensely tired; both mentally and physically.

I feel like commiting suicide, which is a happy thought.
Overdose of drugs could also be a better alternative.

Now i just pass these days smiling at people with plasticized pretense.

[edit]
I apologize to anyone who has been a victim of my impulsive and random rage.
[/edit]

SHEER HAPPINESS

2008-02-16T23:01:00.002+08:00

I PIERCED MY TONGUE! LIKE, OMG!

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! :DDDDDDDDD

start of torment

2008-02-16T10:14:00.005+08:00

My Internet's connection is like.
Am thinking of buying a new broadband or a whole new computer.
So, now i'm posting up what happen over my 2 (almost)internet-less days.

14th Feb ;
It was Valentine's Day and goddammit i love chocolatesssss.
I thank everyone who gave me from the bottom of my chocolate-covered/stained stomach.
Boxes and boxes of chocolate were given & recieved. Was so full that i had to shift my bags & book out the window as my table was clustered. No shit.
Eaten most of the chocolates in school and almost downed with a sore throat.
The One Who Watches Porn(TOWWP) had given me the biggest(?) box of chocolates in school that day. Thankzxzxzxzx larhhs [:
Momo too [:

End of it, i still found out that i owed quite a number of people chocolates O:

15th Feb ;
Which was yesterday! -.-
School was dull and soporific. Test, test & more test are being held next week!
E-Math's Matrices on Monday with Pure Physics Quiz on Dynamics, Kinematics, Scalar Vectors and other physics shit Sultana McBanana can think of.
Doesn't mean that she's an indian/banglah so she can uncompromise the meaning of CNY. HELLO, 15 DAYS OF BREAK OK.
WE ONLY GET 2-3 DAYS OF BREAK WHEN CHINA GETS 10 DAYS. PURE CHEENA BIAS-NESS.

Tuesday i think we have a Chinese Test?
And Wednesday is the Level's Chemistry Tests! @-@!
WTF! I WISH EVERY TEACHER GIVES US A COPACETIC DAY(S) OF REST AFTER THESE ASSAILMENT OF VIGOROUS TESTS. But surprise, the week after is our common tests. -_____-

Ok, aside of all these caustic remarks, i went to T3 with Momo!
We ate @ Popeye's Chicken and soon found out that TOWWP, PunPee and other people whom i may not know are @ the Airport too.

Played the SkyTrain, ventured into CandyEmpire and the lifts of T3, viewing hall of the departured flights & then settled down at The Coffee Connoisseur. All this in a short span of 3 hours plus. Hohoho.
Tried to study but alas, we were distracted by everything around us. Lol.

Sodas : Citrus Apple Jazz(left) & Tangy Peach Cooler(right).

Bus'd home later at around 5:30.
Will try to blog more but now internet's at it again.

legally outlawed

2008-02-13T00:22:00.000+08:00

Clement just turned 18 means he's finally legal to enter any M18 movies.
NO more sneaking in already. Sad.

While he's @ some place far away with his friends(without me) celebrating his big ONEeight,
i'm stuck at home with my butt glued to the chair revising on Inverse Matrices.

Crap, i hate CPC.

antonia

2008-02-10T21:29:00.000+08:00

EYE AM RI-CHEH!
no clue why i do that; must be my habit to waste some time on unnecessary details.

heading out really soon.

$HOW ME THE MOOLAH PEOPLE!
PLEASE LET ME GET SOME MORE MONEY, OH GOD OF PROSPERITY
TT^TT

world revolution

2008-02-10T02:46:00.000+08:00

I HATE SMOKERS. I FUCKING DO.
PEOPLE WHO SMOKES ARE SIMPLY SMOKING THEIR SHABBY AND WORTHLESS LIVES AWAY.
THEY THINK THAT A CIGARETTE CAN GIVE THEM SATIETY?
WELL, THEY ARE SO FUCKING WRONG AS SMOKING IS EXTREMELY PROFILGATE.

SUCH GREGARIOUSNESS ONLY FORMS MORE SMOKING SOCIETY WHICH IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
BY BUYING A PACKET OF THESE FUCKING EXPENSIVE THINGS WILL ONLY RENDER THEM IN INDIGENCE, SO WHY DO THEY DO IT? COZ THEY ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.
A CIGAR CONTAINS TONS OF SHIT CHEMICALS THAT MAKES YOUR BODY WEAK AND USELESS.
SO WHAT'S THE POINT? SLOW SUICIDE?
IF THEY WANT TO DIE SO MUCH THEN JUST SLASH THEIR OWN WRIST FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
DON'T DESTROY OTHER NON-SMOKER'S LIFE BY MEANS OF SECOND-HAND SMOKE.
THAT'S FUCKING SELFISH.

AND TO SMOKING PARENTS, IF YOU HATE YOUR CHILDREN SO MUCH THAT YOU RESORT TO SMOKING TO KILL THEM OFF SLOWLY, YOU ARE NO MORE THEN A PIECE OF INFERIOR COW DUNG.

WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD ONE DAY, I'LL BAN ALL CIGARETTES AROUND THE WORLD AND ALL SMOKERS CAN FUCKING DIE FOR ALL I CARE.

WHO DO I DEDICATE THIS POST TO? MY FUCKING LOVABLE FATHER.

I SIMPLY LOVE HIM SO MUCH FOR TONIGHT'S EXPERIENCE.
SOONER OR LATER I'LL ASSASIINATE HIS FUCKING ASS OFF.

The night starts here

2008-02-08T22:29:00.001+08:00

very short post.

collect about $200+ these 2 days, hope more to come.

today, my dog became the centre of attention which left me felt very emo.
a clingy young girl harrased me non-stop for whaterever shitty reason she has.
it's not fun to try to move around on the floor with your butt.
and apparently, fishball crackers are not made from fish!
amazing O:

___

Sidenote, "Ah Meng" the lovable chimpanzee/ape/monkey/orange orang utan from our Singapore Zoological Gardens passed away today.
so sad.

R.I.P in monkey heaven.

random spells fun

2008-02-06T00:48:00.000+08:00

ok, so deon asked me to post a proper post.
thus, it'll be a picture-ed proper post. -____-

food i can never eat. sad.

the three of us would probably just go, are you dumb or what?
inside joke lah. need to ask to understand.

laugh, then cry

2008-02-06T00:13:00.000+08:00

once upon a time (a classic start-off, i know), these two girl and guy were practicing sex with their eyes. (cooooooool -_-''')
so somehow, the girl got pregnant.

why?
cos the guy is cock-eyed while the girl's face looks like a pussy.

hahhahahhahahhahahhahahaha.
seriously, what kind of other cool jokes can people come up with.
damn cool lor, cooler than donkey kool.
unless donkey kool is.. uhm, nevermind.

ok, so i blogged.

TONGUE PERCING :D

insomia

2008-02-04T02:08:00.001+08:00

I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP D:

i've been bombarding people with random sms-es all night saying that i can't sleep.
lol, super randomness.

I. Think. I. Can. Rhyme.

2008-02-01T22:33:00.000+08:00

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Starting poems thusly
Is a lame thing to do.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you steal my art,
I'll fucking kill you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't rhyme,
So why can you?

Roses are red,
Oranges are orange,
I'm quite confident that
all poets hate oranges.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My tummy hurts,
I think i need to poo.

Roses are red,
Violets really smell,
If you don't like this poem,
Then go straight to hell.

on the edge

2008-01-29T22:12:00.000+08:00

red red red.
i'm seeing red everywhere. literally.
i've seen so much red(blood) that it kinda freaks me out.

god damn this traditions of CNY being red. why can't it be like blue?
waaay funky-er. lol

1st day back after the operation and i didn't take my crutch with me.
saddening but albeit the coolness, it's super annoying.

hm, nothing to blog about .______."

AND, PEOPLE WHO FUCKING THINKS THAT TONGUE PERCING IS ONLY FOR THE LOW CLASS SHOULD BE FUCKING CASTRATED OR RAPED LIKE SHIT.
WHAT THE HELL DOES ONE EXTRA STUD MAKE?
JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE JEALOUS OF IT LOSER.

good o' past

2008-01-25T10:25:00.000+08:00

this i blame the martini. overdouse of gin -___-

while scanning my older files, i came across these pictures taken during last year's MOS trip.
But strangely, most i could remember were loads of lights, drunktards and puke. Plenty. Kwel.

I seem to also recall Adam, Eric and Dorky locking me inside the girls' toilet for more than 34832095713 hours that day.

*kicks all three*

OLD boys nowadays. tsk tsk. *shakes head*
i blame andropause
even though it was me who threw their IDs into the bathroom O:

dance moves were progressing, thank god.
we all need to practice, practice and hell, practice again. i don't care.
and i need to squeeeeze my brains for more moves!
needa remix the song.
needa boogie down
needa this.
needa that.

Note, i DO look OLD enough to pass the guard.
Uber kewl 8D

randomnize

2008-01-22T22:01:00.000+08:00

i have acquired a new ability over the past like, 2 days. the ability to bore myself to death.
i am so FUCKING BORED. yawn?

home has been nothing but boring. yeah, the whole "same shit, different day" thing. y'know.
okay, maybe not coz not everything's boring -_-

sigh, depressing.

i love love love chinese new year pineapple cookies though.

black sunshine

2008-01-21T23:18:00.001+08:00

HOHOHO.

operation's done & it's fucking pain like.
the procedure was long? 2 hours mind you.
i was awake the whole time.
it was a pretty sight 8D

blood was aplenty and when i tried walking, it gushed out like there's no tomorrow.
i witness the blood flowing out from the bandage like water out from a tap.
i'm not exaggerating the facts.
my mom was stunned white when she saw.
it was cool yo.

pictures galore?

fyi, i'm also crutched-ridden.
how cool is that?
totally wicked with 5 days M/C
:D

i'm chinese

2008-01-20T22:46:00.000+08:00

so this is how i spent my sunday.
at some temple since 8 in the mornin' cuz it so happens to be a whole new (CN)year as it's the rat year again.
Wtf, i hate these lament traditions.

confirm that time of the month lah, fuckaaaaaa.

and in a few more hours i'm going for my operation.
JOLLY DAYS AHEAD, I SEEEEEE
wHEeeeEEEEeEEee

barbeque

2008-01-18T12:43:00.001+08:00

it's the end of school and the start of my one week vacation!

well, i'm gonna have a minor operation on the 21st so, there.
lol

anyways, going over to Costa Sand Resorts @ Sentosa laterrr for a barbeque.
why is the barbeque held in the afternoon i have no idea.

hope i can get a tan :/

[edit]

it's 12.45 am now and i just came back home. no tan i think.
shoot :/
pictures will be up next time

[/edit]

It's Not Goodbye, It's Just Goodnight

2008-01-15T22:51:00.000+08:00

a considerably o-k day i've had.

the fact that we(the usual gang) have been heading out to where ever possible after school just to grab a bite and chill like how we have been in sec2 for 3 days out of the 5 days of school is burning a hole in my wallet ):

right after i reached home today, i got a call from dorky to go over to suntect city for hellknowswhatreasons. anyways, i spent almost my entire day @ CandyEmpire :D
I'm a somber saddistic sweet suckerrrr.

mom and dad brought us out to eat korean food for dinner and for fun because they reckon' if we do not consume anything by the time the open house at my aunt's house starts, we'll starve and die. tch, parents.

and yesh, there will be an open house at my aunt's = dad's sister.

it is gonna be so awkward because i think my family aren't even close to my dad's sisters and their families. i don't even know what are the names of my aunties and cousins' which i'll be seeing during dinner.
don't judge me, they are probably just as clueless.

plus, i don't think my dad likes his younger sister(organiser).

hm, that sounds really familiar.

...oh yeah, I really dislike my sister too.

holy, so it runs in the family.

heck shower time! i'm late.

hardwire

2008-01-13T00:39:00.001+08:00

Miami ink & LA ink is like the best shows ever.

I so aspire to be a tattoo artist now.

wtf, suddenly just felt like typing in malay.
even though the holidays were lightyears away, i'm drenched in the fucking amount of due homework -___-

LIFE IS GREAT LAH, FUCK.
i like it that i have no control over the sarcasm which flows freely through my veins.

an advanced birthday

2008-01-11T21:02:00.000+08:00

Well, today i fell sick.
intentionally, i wanted to skip school
but i came down with a fever thus making me also not able to go school.
ironic?

anyways, tomorrow's my mom's birthday and i spent the entire day making a card for her.
not really sure what her preferences are, i ended up designing a sprite on one of her favourite flowers, the tiger lily.

this is the sketch.

this is the end product.

Happy Birthday Mom.

i really suck at drawing hands.

tap, tick, tock

2008-01-08T15:16:00.000+08:00

a stranger tells you to watch the words that you speak. not a very normal remark, is it?
was it something i said? heck yes.

a bloody sign.
must. do. something. about. it. period.
exactly, a period. a stop to this unhealthy habit.
therefore, i must stop this unhealthy habit within a period.
___

i haven't exactly summed up my 2007. summing up the year with just plain words would be werid, simply because i am incapable of doing so BUT i can always try.

2007 had been eventful. a fair share of glee and gloom all year round, mixed and mashed like potatoes.
my flow of words isn't exactly smooth since ever, making it that a little tougher. this might not be one of my smartest moves after all.

but i gotta say.

am ashamed to say that i have a few regrets. whatever happened to "live life with no regrets."? hypocrite. no sweat, will do something about it.

2008 will be better. it better be.

zomg, sec3's dull. and the thought of overflowing homework will make this another arduous and procrastinative year.

now i'm off to force myself in to complete my geog, english & vocabulary holiday homework.
-________-

this is my big, BIG bang

2008-01-04T19:56:00.000+08:00

it's the 3rd day of school and i missed it.
when walking to the bus top, i felt a sudden impulse to not go school, and i did.
i confronted my mom and she told me just to rest, so i skipped school today.
idk why but this was so sudden. holiday mood still haven't lifted off me.
is skipping school becoming an addiction?

btw, i WEAR contacts. stop asking.

/
NYD Countdown pictures.

staring

barbeque pit, meet everyone. everyone, meet barbeque pit.
god, my sense of humor is like -_-

keep up the spirit. you're doing great. the charcoals are lighting up!
only a joke, poker buddy. heh.

(watching) man at work. it was so hard to light up that he resorted to smoking.
good job!

IT'S BARBECUE TIME HEHE

okay, so it was really dark to the point where we couldn't be sure if the raw edibles were cooked or not! wasn't really bothering about the beef lovers because they can go medium rare/rare for all i know, haha.
my point is, this is when the annoying, blinding flash of the camera saves the day. damn cool. right.

(almost) everyone, at a level above ground.
rest on high alcholol.

annoying shadow :/

here we go, counting down by the balcony to the air of 2008.

do allow your imagination run freeeeeeee & remember to pair it up with the creativity that you have [:

those that were still around had a good laugh watching dorky play hide and seek with his beloved Adidas sneakers. by hide and seek, i meant that we all hid his shoes and it was dorky's duty was to seek for them. gang bang to the core, dude.

all of us only knew that it was the new year's when the fireworks started to go off. retarded. -_-
didn't even get to do that "10, 9, 8, 7..." thing.
we were that engrossed with dorky and his adventures set up by us, fellow testosterone-fueled friends who has interest in hiding shoes.

new year, old resolutions

2008-01-01T00:49:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 20'08 y'all.

you'll need all the happiness you can get
when POOdle a.k.a Ng roams arounds the school.

internet's still fugly shit & homework's a draggg.

ipod speakers

2007-11-23T21:42:00.000+08:00

JBL Radial Speakers for iPod (Black)

this crap cost a bombing S$508 which i'm soon gonna buy.
i tried stealing it but... i failed and *coughs*almostgetcaughtandsenttojailfortheft*cough*.
hey, i told the guy i had a magnetic personality and that thing stuck onto me.
lol, it was that attractive.
i must have it in every possible means.

i'll be SUPER DAMN FRIGGIN' broke nontheless, but it's worth it.
with 2 weeks worth of salary i think i can survive through.
hoho, having a job ain't that half bad.

kwel right? i want jet black. 8D

commit to this memory

2007-11-19T23:08:00.000+08:00

heh, so i'm finally posting. lol

JASSY&MOMO CO.!

late nights light

2007-11-08T01:05:00.000+08:00

photos of today.
totally random, not in any order.

I'M SO FREAKIN' BORED AND HUNGRY D:

{edit}

god, it's currently 3:42 AM now & i still can't sleep. dang :/

{/edit}

tight pockets

2007-11-04T22:20:00.000+08:00

one of my many ways to occupy a saturday night flicks and blabbers on the phone about anything and everything under the sun.

i lost count of the number of mamak sessions i've had in the past few months so yesterday night dorky marked the 99th(only assuming) mamak session i have had. a few rounds of foolsball after some sushi @ sushi tei to call it a night.

god knows why but i felt pretty restless once i got home hence the suggestion from me to myself to read in the dim lit porch with a mug of warm milo in hand at what, 1 in the morning? or was it 2?

i was really gonna get my ass up until, until i remembered that i was currently broke.
thanks, you saved my life. -_- big time.
needless to say, i just... stayed @ home and rot.
only to read the book later on and fell asleep with the night light.

had an extreme hangover this morning for god knows why.

i really don't know where is this going.

THIS JUST IN!!

2007-10-26T23:55:00.000+08:00

I

THINK

PONIES

ARE

KWEL!

In other unrelated news,
today's the last day of school. WOOHOO!
FREEDOM, JEAUS LOVE CHIRST, SWEET FREEDOM.

i'm so hyp-ed up.

click to enlarge

i'm gonna write a book yeah.
on the facts i know from what i'd learnt.
hohoho.

SPECIAL NEWS UPDATE!
______________________

i also love butts.

let it happen

2007-10-24T22:28:00.000+08:00

[Chase This Light - Jimmy Eat World]

air ventilator - covered in dusts.
breathe in, breathe out.

seems like a new fashion for people to post pictures at the start of every post?
well, i must follow suit, yo.

really hope i get that job @ Changi. (Cafe Ritazza/Popeye's Chicken/Coffehouse)

Put down or shut up

2007-10-22T15:34:00.000+08:00

Dress your wounds
Test your strength
face the night

Crave the
touch
Feel the pain
Know the signs

Is there truth,
In your
pain?
You decie

If you knew,
What I know,
Would you try?

this song rocks. deep shit.
i'd listen to it like over a 100 times in iTunes
and a BAZILLION times on my ipod.
this song maybe just be better then Radiohead's Fake Plastic Trees. maybe just.

I was waiting forever for Clement to get home and let me in.
stood under his house's gate in the blazing heat like a roast pig. damn him la
-___-

now, i'm blogging from his house and found his kid's laptop which is totally infamous for its spelling bee (i used to have this, which is uber cool fyi). always hook myself to that lappy in the room alone so my sister wouldn't come near it.

NOW IT IS MINEEEE.

anyway, on to scissors.
always had a hard time spelling scissors.

i go ess-cee-aii-ess-ess-oh-arr-ess ever since i knew the correct spelling.
i still do it today.

hoho!

/
off to TM soon, if i ever want to leave the computer

( i know the timing on my ipod contradicts sg time cuz it ain't sg timing. i tried playing with the time zones in it & i'm now stuck with africa's time. -.- )

sugar pussy

2007-10-17T22:10:00.000+08:00

now that i got your attention,
turn it to here for this picture.

hoho, chicken boobs ARE healthy.
__

today, all results were released and i'm not sure that i'll enter 3e3.
damn la, fuck art for pulling me down.
next post then i'll state my ~~low~~SCORES.

and, this was requested by fatbird

my dog will pwn all others asses bad. >D

detuned radio

2007-10-14T01:14:00.000+08:00

seems like it's my habit to post on sunday nights/early morning (whatever laa). hoho.

a round or two of pool @ downtown then head to the cocoon again.
rah, i wanna sneak in to Resident Evil: Extinction.

__

yesterday(friday), my parents found out that i skipped school.
damn, they're psychics.
they were mad only at the fact that i didn't tell them that i pon school, but not the fact that i actually pon school.
-.-

seems like each time my post get shorter and shorter.
too damn lazy to post laaaaa -__-

karma police

2007-10-12T17:16:00.001+08:00

you know what, i AM too damn lazy to blog.

skipped school yesterday and went for a job interview.
hope i can get it.

futher info pls click here to shushan's blog.

2007-10-08T16:25:00.000+08:00

i wont be frozen .
+ i really want patrick back
:D

- joan

2007-10-07T22:12:00.000+08:00

as i stirred sub-consciously, it felt good.
then, it hit me.

none of what that had happened and how i felt were real.

it is so frustrating when you can only have what you desire in your dreams.
pills, pills and pills.

goodnight.

(insert a verb/adjective/noun here)

2007-10-05T13:19:00.000+08:00

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatthefuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

been busy mugging these few days but today was shit.
Math Paper 1.

i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math. i hate graphs. i hate quadratic equations. i hate algebra. i hate shuen. i hate math. fuck math.

i could go on. but what's the point of doing so when the answers do not come just like (snap) that?
this is as far as i can go.

fuck math lah.
__

now i'm posting this from clement's house.
i really want and need to play LAN again. a whole year w/o it was killer.
Clement also said i need a hobby, but i said i got one.

drinking.

drinking is my hobby, i love drinking.
i do it almost everyday. so yay for drinking. lol

i really want to go to "The Cocoon" again. i need a life.
hohoho.

after dark

2007-09-30T00:15:00.000+08:00

tooked this with my head sticking out of the cab's window.
si-toopid uncle scolded me. pfft.
-_______-

but we have better things to do than this, right?
like preparing for our really, really important finals which starts on monday onwards.

examexamexamexam.

it sucks to look at the position we're all in today.
undoubtedly childish but unavoidable, i think.
i mean, shit happens, right? what funky stories could there be in store for our future grandchildren if our lives are that smooth, huh, no
grandmother/grandfather stories, literally.

things get in the way, in this case, my ego and pride then argues break out. unfortunately, taking a toll on of what used to be a norm.

but if things ever go awry, the position i'm in will only allow me sit and smile.
it sucks being underage.

ahoy there, it's sunday already.

fyi ; previous 2 post was by fatbird.

2007-09-25T19:49:00.000+08:00

FUCK YOU BITCH !

you fucking think you're fucking cool
oh man , look into the mirror .
you have small boobs and big butt.
have some dignity .
you pisses people off with your dumb duck-ish attitude.
you're only good at sly stuffs which gives everyone right to hate and depise you /
stop pulling my friends away ,
ehh , no .
you can only pull my disgusting friends that i hate away .
so , i have to thank you .
OH HELL , IF ONLY YOU KNEW>
i think you're a recreant.
but you think you're sooo intrepid.
thats only your part of acting cool like a total ass/
you have no idea how stupid you look .

sly methods.
use them on your butt man !
shoo away from you and balst off.
dont spoil my eyes.
get all the gross friends away from me.
i have one long passage about you ,
but i have limited time
& i forgot things which i wanna blog bout you.
count yourself lucky bitch .
stop pressing me with qns .
you think you're prettier .
c'mon .
ask people .
i seriously think they'll puke .

you want me to show them a pic of you .
stop your childish act .
its pissing not only me off.
there are loads of people which hates you but you pretend not to know
so bhb la .
stop mixing around cool people like us .
we so try to get away from you .
so bhb to come and sit with us.
or dont you get our intentions ?
dumb .
you need us to tell it right into your face ?
OH MY .
btw you have bo .
fuck off .

jasper , help me feed my pets .
they're dying.
thanks :D

YOUR CONSCIENCE !

2007-09-24T14:27:00.000+08:00

okay , im here to take my revenge .
JASPER , im warning YOU .
stop coming over and treat it like your own blog arhs.
your time is not here yet.
IM STILL IN SINGAPORE SO YOU DONT HAVE ANY RIGHTS TO BLOG IN MY BEAUTIFUL BLOG !
understand ?

& btw , having a tagboard is good.
so put one up before i do it myself.
and things you put in is causing mrs LIMHUIXIANG ( koonhin ) to insult.
im sure you wouldnt want people to insult ME .
& since you said im all this and that .
think about it .
stop saying things about me first !
phew , im so long winded.
i dont mind blogging more.
seriously , wheres my myspace skin.
& inside your mind .
you will go " oh , fatbird is demanding things again "
oh well , THATS ME .

i bang you then you die arhs,
one more time you post nonsense in my blog .

YOU DIE !

baaaaah.

2007-09-23T16:15:00.000+08:00

i comfort myself good. -_-

now that trials are over, i do not feel like engaging myself with any activities anymore.
maybe i'm speaking too soon. bah, i always speak too soon.

exams are officially on and now that there's a table with matching seats at the porch, someone should come over and have a cold nice ~~root~~beer with me.

i someway, somehow remembered the existence of something called, Sudoku Online at this random hour of the day.

god damn the procrastinator in me to hell, i really need to study.
oh, and blog re-opened.

love ya' to hell

2007-08-25T20:18:00.000+08:00

WANTED! PEOPLE FOR HIRE!

POSITION :
Mother.

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities.
Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this, You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.

now you know how to treat them. -__-

2007-08-25T11:24:00.001+08:00

my very first amination skin.
lols, kinda suckish.

sugar rush

2007-08-22T19:50:00.000+08:00

i'm now crazy over malt candy.
MALT CANDY! @-@

i had over 25 sticks since yesterday and i'm still craving somemore.
GRAPE, CARAMEL, STRAWBERRY, CORN(lols), VALLINA, COFFEE, MALT, PURE SUGAR and MINT.

simple candy sticks like these are soon gonna be the rage in everyone's mouth someday.
what do they contain you ask?
well, malt (duh) and sugar. lols
In malt, there's bound to be maltose which is a malt sugar found in malt candy.
maltose is a disaccharide type of sugar formed by two molecules of simple sugar condensed together. the most common formation is sugar with twelve carbon atoms.
so to dumb it down, it requires digestion to break it down before it diffuses into your cells thus making you sleepy.

yeah, i'm smart. so throw those damn biology tests at me and i'll shit ace it. ;O

walking disaster

2007-08-20T18:45:00.000+08:00

went to watch "Secrect" with shushan, her cao tou, res & alicia last friday.
hate it, want my money back.

but lately, been having dreams about my worst fears lately, i.e old woman & height.

in that one second i can be running amongst dead bodies sprawled along the corridor at some crime scene(can still imagine that old dead lady's face i saw) and then i see myself jumping from tower to tower for god knows why the next second.

FREAKY.

you know, dorky tried to trip me again yesterday, but being blessed with twin gifts of idiocy and misfortune, he missed, fell and hit a lady.

karma feels good.

bah, i'm too pooped to study for upcoming exams. i think i need help, as always.
lack of motivation, spirit and most importantly discipline = cannot make it.

i should just kick back, relax and have a chocolate Pocky or two first instead of flipping those notes page after page.

hell, like this could go anywhere. -__-

bloody shit

2007-08-16T22:16:00.001+08:00

ever reached a limit where you can't & don't wish to handle anything emotionally anymore and just squeeze those eyes shut and cross your fingers so everything would just slip right through because you don't want to give a flying damn about it contrary to the fact that you simply can't ignore whatever that is bugging the bejesus out of you?

well, say hello, because i think i've found mine.

i skipped through the morning worksheet detention, PC & my CCA for what?
a cancelled trip to Millennia Walk.

i just hope everything would go away.

f.o.o.d

2007-08-12T01:19:00.000+08:00

it's 1 am plus now & i can't stop thinking of sushi. lols

wonders will never cease

2007-08-08T17:50:00.000+08:00

!dorky says:
yo!

me says:
sssup

!dorky says:
let me tell u whats
up; i used the microwave for the second time

!dorky says:
and the food is hot

!dorky says:
like just cook nia

!dorky says:
ahah

me says:
HHAHAHHAHAHAHA

me says:
isn't that what
the microwave is for?

me says:
AHAHHAH

as jakoon as i sound, the conversation above is nothing but real okay. -_-

my parents are traditional/conservative in a way that they absolutely do not believe in modern technology nor electronics to do their cooking and washing.

YES, THIS MEANS SHE DO NOT APPROVE THE USAGE OF WASHING MACHINES AS IT'S AN ELECTRICITY SUCKERR. so when she gets sick of doing my laundry for me, i have to do my laundry by myself.

victimized sial.

anyway, later on in the conversation, dorky mentioned that the microwave oven can cook maggi mee! i swear i genuinely didn't know about this.

i feel like chucking anything and everything into the microwave oven! cookies! roast chicken! or BEEF! ICE-CREAM!

what else can be cooked with a microwave oven? seriously.

and yay, dad's got a new Samsung 19-inch monitor to replace the old one that had some incurable chronic disease and died. boom

once i got the monitor to stand and then proceeded to switch it on, i thought to myself, "damn, the screen is huge!"

i wish i had a microwave oven.

belated happy 18th

2007-08-06T13:59:00.000+08:00

FINALLY FUGLY BLOGGER CAN UPLOAD PICTUREEEEEEEEES.

like, we should increase the frequency of nights like this. heee

2007-08-03T16:41:00.000+08:00

just came back to refresh and then off to celebrate joo's sis b'day.

why was i invited, i dunno.

maybe i'm cute ? lols :D

today, li si & i skipped english and slacked in the volleyball room.

i say, it was shit loads of fun.

and there's a sign that has more than one meaning.

it's all up to you to interpret.

fatbird, i wanna go bowling D:

2007-08-02T21:26:00.002+08:00

bought many things today.
ate a 1 foot long subway clubz yesterday.
don't feel like blogging now.
lols ; tomorrow then update!

you spoke but with her voice

2007-07-30T18:56:00.000+08:00

taking a glance at my - almost engulfed by cyber dusts - old posts never fails to give me the chill down my spine. i can't remember when exactly was the last time i clicked that one link and read everything that i've whimsically typed in the past.

as far as i can remember, since the last time i've read back and reminisce, life doesn't seem to be as carefree, and (whateverappropriateadjectiveinserthere), and (whateverapproriatenoun/adjectiveinserthereagain) anymore.

now, everything has changed.

just so you know dorky, you are responsible for this piece of unnecessary text.
you better give me my ice-cream or i'll punch you in the coll again.

/ipod still fucked up D:

2007-07-28T21:52:00.000+08:00

"uhhh, 607-589 = 18 pages to go!"

in a couple of minutes, i'll be done with the very last book of harry potty and his adventures.
go figure, snape was a good guy all along and dobby the house-elf died D:

swing it

2007-07-27T22:07:00.000+08:00

well, time to update!
ha, everything seem to escape my mind o_O
lols

yesterday's assembly told us that blogs are places where mishaps and misunderstandings happen, and our IT teachers and lovable DM is out surfing the web, browsing through people's blog and correct them. well so, HI MR GNG.

I'm still going on my diet regime, but after ziying made me oogle at food porn, I'M HUNGRY AGAIN. WHY DON'T EFFING SUSHI SHOPS OPEN 24/7?!

WTFISTHEPROBLEMWITHTHOSEFUCKINGFRIGGINPLACES!
at the rate i'm swearing, i think i can drown a kid with the amount of words i've said. i need to chiillllll. seriously.

doll in the dark

2007-07-25T16:45:00.000+08:00

the doll in black.
should i bring this on monday?

turn it up

2007-07-23T20:10:00.000+08:00

hectic day.
shall post another day when i stop finding excuses to blog.

lol.
but whatever, there's some comfort to all these ;

round and round

2007-07-15T14:16:00.000+08:00

We go, where we stop? NO ONE KNOWS. ;O
Mehh, I'm being tuuuuupid.

Well well, ever sat down to think and ponder about the mysteries of the world? Or the universe for that matter? I for one, am actually free to be thinking about such, mind boggling and retarded questions. I bet everyone has, had and have from time to time, and probably right this instance?

It has come to my unhealthy habits of sleeping late, eating truck loads and procrastination towards anything and everything that has made me wonder for years.
Which brings us to the question, "why". Why? ;O
The planets in the Milky Way have been proven round or in mathemathical and astronomical terms, a sphere, but why are the planets round and/or sphered?
Can't they be square? Maybe triangular? Or anything your feeble mind can possible think of.

The first astronomic discovery was obviously made possible by Nicolaus Copernicus which was in the late 15th century. His theory was that of planetary retrogade motion, through his development of a simple heliocentric model of the solar system. Which comes to my question, why name the solar system, the solar system? Can't it be named something else, wouldn't other galaxies have huge big ass star providing other planets in other galaxies light and/or solar power such as ours?

Now now, this is something everyone should ponder upon. Why was our solar system, named the solar system? Just because the Sun is the star in the center of the solar system? But wtf, there it goes again, the "solar system". Was the Sun not discovered before the solar system? Astronomers back then, called the solar system, the solar system but why, and how? Which comes back to the point, how did Nicolaus Copernicus' simple heliocentric model identify the solar system, being the solar system and not something else? - This cycle can never stop, as it goes round and round in my head, but to cease torturing your minds, I shall stop. Ha.

Oh yeah, and come on. Why name the Milky Way, the Milky Way?! In Wikipedia, the term "milky" originates from the hazy band of white light appearing across the celestial sphere visible from Earth, which comprises stars and other material lying within the galactic plane.
Even so, why should the hazy band of white light be termed milky? Could it not be termed the Hazy Way? Or can't it be named the Chocolate Way Starry Way? For the Great Milky, Chocolately, full of bits-and-bit-of-hersheys Way sounds waaay nicer.

Interesting, no? Even with the massive information on Wikipedia, it still doesn't answer my questions and I got heaps to ask.
Oh oh, and and, what if there is an alternate parallel universe dimensioned to ours? And within that parallel universe, another, parallel to it. Hmmm.
With the being said, there would be infinite possibilities to the number of universes, in which being, infinite. Then again, parallel universes and/or dimensions are yet to be proven.

To conclude all this, it only proves that i too damn friggin' bored to ponder with such chim logic.

i say, "lie down, stare at the sun and burn your eyes out."

ok, will shut up now.

just keep swimming, just keep swimming

2007-07-13T22:23:00.000+08:00

fooooh, okay.
i am back to continue from where i stopped in the previous post.
i am still thinking if i should i post up all 200+ over pictures because they are pictureeeeeeeeesss.

pictures which managed to capture happy, fun under the sun, fishing, swimming, retardedsohai moments.

Joo's gadget is powerful shit. big, black and hot. HAHA.
thinking about it makes me excited ah. (happyhappyhappyhappyhappppyyyyy)
sounds damn wrong. -.-

but i am really just talking about the camera. OlympusE300*. not 400, heh. sorry.
i hogged the it like 2/4 of the time we were together compared to joo and tiff, 1/4 each.
is that a good comparison? -.- 2/4 is like.. half. mmm, correct lah.

omg, i just read back and i think i described the camera as totally god-like.
which also means.. if somebody was to throw a camera like that to me for free, i'd do anything.

anywayyy, first things first.

fishing, fishing, fishing.
now let the pictures do the talking.

after long, we finally found a good spot.

camera whores for life.

buay song - take 1

somehow, there's something in this pict. i like.

jealousy. tsk.

face off challenge - joo & tiff

"gross..."

"yay, i caught a fish!"

squrim little worm, squrim.

"look maa, i caught a big fish."

in the end, we released back all the fishes we caught.
including the pathetic prawns i caught.
notice that i wasn't in the shots as i was not having a very good photo-day. hahas. me & my excuses.

hooblah

2007-07-12T19:03:00.000+08:00

Never in my life had I: been desperate over a slice of pizza.
The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always make me smile?: DORKY :D
I like lines because : they are oh so liney.
When I'm nervous : i get hungry.
The last time I laughed was when : i was bored.
My hair is : hairy.
My feet are : feets.
Last christmas : was exactly 199 days ago.
When i turn my head left i see : my forever messy shelf.
When i turn my head right i see : a wall.
When i look down i see : my keyboard.
The craziest recent event : i ate a japanese earthworm.
I have a hard time understanding : this question.
One time at a family gathering : there were alot of people.
If its the one i have every sunday : shit.
You know i like-like you if : if.. if... if!
If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is : the one who gave me that award?
Triangles are : pointy unsquarish squares.
My ideal breakfast is : food?
If you make me really happy : i'll not scream.
Where do you plan to visit anytime soon : toilet. i gotta pee D:
Boys are : not girls.
I'd stop my wedding if : i feel like it.
The world couldn't do without : me.
I'd rather lick the belly of the cockroach : than what?
Most recent thing you've bought yourself : fooood!
Most recent thing someone else bought you : food!
My least favourite time of the day is : mon-day.
The last time I was high : 2.735649 seconds ago.
The person whom I last talked to : Clewyn.
Last night I : was on my bed thinking, "why am i thinking about why would i think?"
There's this girl whom I know who is : a girl.
There's this guy whom I know who is : a boy.
I'll tell you the next person who will make you happy : hallelujah!
I'm listening to : Moments - Zolof the Rock & Roll Destroyer.
I last ate : KFC's Oriential Chicken Salad
My bedsheet : is currently under my butt.
I smell : abanglah!omgismellabanglah!help!thereisabanglahsoclosetomethaticansmellhim!
On my table i have : the computer, speaker, mouse, my pet ant andy, a very large and distracting watter bottle, few stationaries & books, yes books.
I say : kiss my ass.

pathetically perfect

2007-07-10T22:46:00.000+08:00

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
mmmmm, good question.

today, went fishing in Sengkang.
shall post about it later or tomorrow.
hmm, i also caught an extremely tiny fish.
pussy fish, i call it.

who knew

2007-07-08T19:53:00.000+08:00

i am a nerd
i am a mugger
i love school
i love to study
i love my teachers
i love homework
i hate to play
i hate to go out
i hate to watch tv
i never get invited anywhere
i am a nerd
i am a mugger
i love school
i love to study
i love my teachers
i love homework
i hate to play
i hate to go out
i hate to watch tv
i never get invited anywhere
i am a nerd
i am a mugger
i love school
i love to study
i love my teachers
i love homework
i hate to play
i hate to go out
i hate to watch tv
i never get invited anywhere
i am a nerd
i am a mugger
i love school
i love to study
i love my teachers
i love homework
i hate to play
i hate to go out
i hate to watch tv
i never get invited anywhere
i am a nerd
i am a mugger
i love school
i love to study
i love my teachers
i love homework
i hate to play
i hate to go out
i hate to watch tv
i never get invited anywhere
i am a nerd
i am a mugger
i love school
i love to study
i love my teachers
i love homework
i hate to play
i hate to go out
i hate to watch tv
i never get invited anywhere
i am a nerd
i am a mugger
i love school
i love to study
i love my teachers
i love homework
i hate to play
i hate to go out
i hate to watch tv
i never get invited anywhere
i am a nerd
i am a mugger
i love school
i love to study
i love my teachers
i love homework
i hate to play
i hate to go out
i hate to watch tv
i never get invited anywhere
i am a nerd
i am a mugger
i love school
i love to study
i love my teachers
i love homework
i hate to play
i hate to go out
i hate to watch tv
i never get invited anywhere
i am a nerd
i am a mugger
i love school
i love to study
i love my teachers
i love homework
i hate to play
i hate to go out
i hate to watch tv
i never get invited anywhere

leave a whisper

2007-07-06T15:26:00.000+08:00

a sneak peek or is it sneek peak?
freakin cartoon network messed up my spelling. i only have myself to blame for watching it that often. -.-

more pictures next time.
all thanks to the both of you la. :D

i say let's forget it all

2007-07-05T19:26:00.000+08:00

Underlined is for me. read the brackets to see what I say, its kinda stereotype quiz.
Stereotypes piss me to hell and just how human am I suppose but whatever, here it is.

I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(Only person allowed to call me a loser is DORKY! So what I am different? everyone is different seriously people)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy and rich.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Kinda hard cause I am...and not...kinda?)

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. (Again hard to answer)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (well going to be soon, but seriously I am not crazy, my friends know that...I am weird but not crazy)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. (LOL!)

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (Kinda...hahaha but I am a mix of everything)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (yeah 8D)

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Wait...maybe should undo this what counts as young?)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.(One of my fave colors and I seriously not goth)

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (homosexual and arts ARE two totally different things.)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (do fries count?)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (yea.. right...)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (All my friends are mixed, so there's bound o be girls. Why the hell would that make me gay?)

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I like what I like...how the hell is that being a poser? I never get what really poser is anyway people can be who they want and wear what ever the hell they want)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. (hahah seriously?)

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. (rewrite? SINGAPORE is all about the sun.)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (HA! true.)

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (have you even try killing one? they are so damn annoying... flying around.)

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (I know some people who drink.)

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (that's wrong. everyone got talent.)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (so sue me.)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (yes i am.)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (look here xD)

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (comics are a way of life, loser.)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (huh?)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. (bahhh?)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Seriouly this is just idiotic...)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (like everyone's english? -_-)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (no comment)

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (a tree hugging hippie? i rather be a coffee whore.)

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (cyber-lovely)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (wow! that's true!)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (blehhz)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (yup)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (wtf la.)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I HATE RAP music so I MUST not fit in.

I move around ALOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.

I call my friends GOOD LOOKING so I MUST be Lesbian.

I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough.

I'm a GUY so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME.

I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST not listen to GOOD MUSIC. (hahas.)

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be an annoying mother.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.(._.")

crash the party

2007-07-03T21:20:00.000+08:00

what the fuck is my student portal's password?!

i am so/very/really/really, really/arghfuckyou tempted to freaking notebook. it might be hidden. like invisible. or something like that.

to top this shit off, it has been more than 72 hours since i've heard bon jovi.

(CRINGE)

but i'm guessing he sounded phenomenal because we were all down at the beach, looking into the horizon right under the moonless lit night, eating, drinking, and in DORKY's case, burping. the result from being adventurous and brave to wander up and into the woods with a little help from the moon, his pussy torchlight, and all of our phones.

STILL. the quality of my vital daily dosage of music is slowly deteriorating.
timeless old school will save the day!

on a different note, will be hooked up with a new neighbours, new perspective in about 30 hours. the suitcases and boxes had already arrived.
am already counting the months before i move out from sg.
6 more months for the friggin' comfirmation letter. -_-

even the snacks in the kitchen cabinets have been moved by someone.
WHO THE HELL DID THAT?! >(

howdy benjo

2007-06-27T07:32:00.000+08:00

you could pull this off if you wanted to, you know it. aha.

i totally nailed my second attempt to put the study table together. (pats self, again)
currently flipping through the pages harry potter the 5th again.
note to self, must. purchase. harry. potter. the. 7th. and hit the cinema on the night itself when HP#5 is released. ahahhhahahs, that sounds totally wrong.

alco by the beach!
too bad its not a bottle of my favourite whiskey. ;)
can't wait till the fishing trip.

[edit]
i can't get myself to leave the house O_O
i.must.leave.now.or.... what?
[/edit]

/

2007-06-23T12:37:00.000+08:00

heck yeah, i can survive a week without the usage of computer.
so there, this proves that i'm not addicted.
bahhhhs.

OMFG!

2007-06-15T10:44:00.000+08:00

today is the day the greatest ever happen.
it's my birthday.
so, yeah. 8D

well, people sms-ed me happy birthday since last night but fatbird is the only one who called me this morning,
so, thank you . ahhhahas.

last night, the someone asked me a birthday question and i have to get it correct for my b'day gift,
"What's half a hump?"
"huh?"
"Correct! It's Hu!"
"...."
"Happy Birthday!"

guess who?

lols, now i can't get to sleep. must be caffiene.

Fact 101 : Old People Seem to Swarm Near Me.

2007-06-09T14:35:00.000+08:00

yesterday, caught Ocean's 13 with the ususal crew.

and i think i may have the most comdammed luck. ever.
maybe it's karma or the negetive chi that overflows my positive chi my grandma keeps saying?
whatever.

sitting beside me was an old man aound in his late fifth-ties.
was he on a solo date or something else? because he reeks of perfume.
not colonge, but perfume.
throughout the entire movie i had to smell that.
oh gross, why do old people and their fragrances keep clinging on to me?

#5894574-B

2007-06-07T14:24:00.000+08:00

from the 6th to the 5th and then some more.

neglected mini garden.

BoyGirlWomanMan from the corner of my eyes.

gradually losing it.

SHOOT! i totally forgotten about the malaysia hor fun. o_O

now, my stomach hurts even thinking about it.

expired edibles is the perfect remedy to constipation. HA.

road trip #5894574

2007-06-05T08:37:00.000+08:00

the adventurous side of paps has officially kicked into his system again.
it has been a week and he still does not realize the absence of my Samsung that used to lie around the house.

it's LOST ohkay people.
whenever i seem to find it, it magically loses itself again.
-_-

something good to eat?

Me, "ehhs, what's nice to eat in Malaysia?"
Dad, "MALAYSIA hor fun?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA" (obviously in tee, which says "I'm ~~with~~ STUPID". )
Me, "FUNNY."

a similiar situation(dad feeling adventurous) occured a couple of years ago. Ipoh, our targeted destination.

i LOST count of the times we got LOST. this time around, it is supposed to be funny la.
but then again, his sense of direction has always been A-OK but still damn blurrrr.

"in the enddddd, it doesnt even matterrrrrr" linkin park is good old school.
i'm going retro.

whatever.anything

2007-06-03T19:30:00.001+08:00

words from experience.
werid name for a werid drink, a match-made in heaven.

so now, i'm stuck at home with no clue whatsoever of doing anything.
movies, shows, short clips, previews.
anyone out there, take me out.
sigh, bored out of my wits.
D:

target

2007-05-29T21:13:00.000+08:00

after coming back from KH's house with fatbird, i'm bored dead.

sigh.

hmm.

pffft.

haizz.

*inhale*

*exhales*

lols, -_-
well, i'm hitting my 6000th song soon. hoorayh.

*boom

2007-05-27T21:16:00.000+08:00

well, the information finally reached my brain.

HOLIDAYS ARE HERE !

i know i'm a little late but, what the heck, >D

oh, and to the old lady who scolded us for setting this up, i do not blame you.
i understand that you are going through your memopausic stage or maybe it's just that your hormones are acting up.
Instead, i would recommend you HRT(Hormone Replacement Therapy) or a Psychology Checkup; to see what you had missed in your childhood, thus, cease stopping other children from enjoying their's.
it's better then scolding you here, up on the internet, humiliating you in public, with words that i bet surpresses your IQ.
so, i'm not gonna do that.

wow, even i impress myself on how kind i am. :D

M.Y.E

2007-05-26T21:26:00.000+08:00

i could had just banged my head on the table and die.
such results are not possible.

the teachers marking the exam scripts in hai sing aren't human.

friday night

2007-05-19T00:05:00.000+08:00

minutes since i came back home, and the 1st thing that ran through my mind was
FOOD.

yeah, i'm still hungry even after eating so much.
and i still reek of OLD MAN.
like wtf?
i was happily walking to alvin's house with clement & samantha when an old fugly guy came waking past me spraying his OLD MAN perfume.
i, unluckily, caught in it. god, that smells revolting!
TT^TT

i mean it, even after 3 hours, i still smell liddat. sigh
once again, dorky's sheer stupidity never cease to amaze me.
yes, he bought tickets for a late movie. tomorrow night.
-_-

seems like my parents are out, sibilings asleep.

TIME TO RAID MY FRIDGE! 8D

the real deal

2007-05-16T17:26:00.000+08:00

i simply love the feeling of rotting in aaron's house with nothing to do.
-_-

bored. seriously.
maybe i should count the number of hairs i have?
or should i just do something better like stop blogging?

pardon me, for i've missed a great 2 weeks of M&M-ings.
like, no ones enjoy a good midnight movie now and then, leaving me at home on weekday nights asking myself what am i doing here?

the lacking of M&M-ing can also cause withdraw symptoms that includes retardation, extreme because-i-am-just-bored hunger and worst of all, lame-ness.

i need my very own sense of escapism.

i can make a mess like nobody's business

2007-05-15T17:33:00.000+08:00

yesterday, i crazed around around changi airport with my fatbird & koonhin.
fatbird is seriously getting FATTER each time. like eating a can of pringles can help you slim down? lols
shall upload the pictures next time & i made an ice-cream monster! RAWRR!

today, we finally got back a few of our result from out tests.
i've gotten 32/40 for my physics.
hmm, should i reward myself for all the hardwork did? yeah, i should. *pats myself*

la.

2007-05-10T19:18:00.000+08:00

one thing's for sure,
Prisca attracts old men all around like magnets.

ohmygodkillme

2007-05-09T15:21:00.000+08:00

Today, literature was shit.

Q3) Describe Yu Seng and his characteristics in the play ...

What i wrote ; "Yu Seng was an immigrant who came to work."

and it was a shit full of 8 marks worth.
yeah, my sentence is gonna get me that .

after, went to tampinese mall with alvin.
there, the friggin' macdonal lady was dumb enough that i'd simply scream & die.

Her incongruous reply:

Me, "Can I have a Double Fillet-O Fish meal?"

Her, " Oh, I'm so sorry. We've run out of Fish Fillets. How about a Fish Burger instead?"

Me, " .... "

Now lets pause for a moment to process the imbecility she has presented to us.

...

Okay. Now give it some thought. When to make a statement mentioning that you run out of an item and asked to choose another containing the same item, it only means 2 things:

One, you are one heck of a smartass ;
Two, you are just bloody stupid.

If we carefully analyse this particular girl's Intelligence Quotient and the number of words in that derisory amount of vocabulary she possess, I'd boldly say that she falls into the latter.

I'm sorry, for being this heartless, cruel and unpleasant ranting monster to someone who deserved it. I really am.

Not.

i need my daily dose of stupidity

2007-05-07T15:08:00.000+08:00

how i spent my nights ditching my sleep.
this does not mean i am nocturnal, does it? -_- oh well.

forced by a certain woman.

anyway, you are only appearing here because you spend a hundred bucks for clothes weekly.
AND the lok lok stall is nothing, with a capital N without your business.
respect. haha.

so, is that t-shirt new or what? no one's answered my question yet.

i am starting to think that i am right.
right about that no one takes me seriously anymore. :o

went cruising around the roads of singapore in the middle of last night after mamak.
they have nicer street lamps then tampinese.
bias bitches. D:<

taste like ...

2007-05-04T23:24:00.000+08:00

a remedy for a great friday? double dosage of M&Ms.
Movie & Makan.

went to watch Spider Man 3 today with a new crowd today, and i swore to myself never to do so again.
strangely, ziying went with us. o.O
but who could pass away free tickets ? lols.

you know, Spider Man's gal, that Mary Jane in the movie, should get an oscar for getting into the most time of attacks/kidnappings/screams/shocks.
seriously, how many time can one person do that in a 2 and a half hour movie ? she can.
go Kirsten Dunst. yay? :D

caught up with dorky after that but he was still working.
also, DORKY's way of overtime is 5 minutes past his work time.
and he demanded OT pay. like, lols ?
-.-

after choosing relentlessy for good food, we settled for an italian place which name is damn hard to rmb, in Tang's Plaza.

i was bored, so i took motion picts. on dorky's eating.
hahas.

some people are so extra.
yeah, it you. so don't point fingers at me

[edit]
the picture's too big for full view. ask from me if you wanna see the whole pict.
[/edit]

*burp

2007-05-03T21:50:00.000+08:00

suddenly, i feel so full.

this is the second time i post for the day, which i rarely do.
i'm like sooo friggin' b o r e d .
no TV, no outing, worst - no LATE NIGHTS.
my parents are seriously turning into freaks during exams periods.

now, i'm totally engrossed into H.I.M's (His Infernal Majesty) song, Killing Loneliness.
god, i woke up at 4 in the morning just to listen to it coz, well, i was bored.
lols.

mooo-ving

2007-05-03T18:59:00.000+08:00

today, i organized a field trip to the field .

the ants will one day take over.

and it ends with a weed.

it was wet and fun, but mostly fun.

weekend

2007-04-29T00:40:00.000+08:00

and this is how i spent my saturdays.

caught a late night horror flick with the usual, only 24 hours ago.
retarded-fied friends, i have aplenty. haha.
but then again, birds of a feather flock together.

and i think Murni serves one of the best cheese naans in town.
dorky's annoyed cause i order nothing but that and he orders only clay pot fried mee whenever we make our occasional trips there.
i am not exaggerating lah, friend.

am already starting the week with pain.
i should be right to think that this week would be a shitty one.
hurrrrrrr.

oh, i'm high :D

2007-04-08T16:24:00.000+08:00

i'm so high i think i'm reaching the sky. hahahahahha.

it's the beef! and sashimi! and mee bandung! wOOHOO
i need to wash my face. and it's my turn to roll. so *tumbles off*

it's my way

2007-04-04T19:54:00.000+08:00

i can cook ; and damn great if i say so myself. (8

today is my home ec.'s practical test and what i chose to cook was,

a lemon & mint beef steak and
rose petal jelly/drink

but all my teacher was able to refund was a mere pathetic $5.

sigh, and it took me $22 to buy the ingredients...

-.-

so, here are the pictures :D

hoho, aren't they great?

all hail me (:

lols.

i'm just like, that

2007-04-03T17:13:00.000+08:00

yeah, i like it whenever i treat my sisters... i feel nice.
karma ?

An example is feeding them from what i bought from McDonald's after some late night movie session.
I am just waiting until the day when i can actually chauffeur them around with my dad's ride in my big, black, shades. 8D

& i just realized that i am the only one, among you guys, who is the eldest child in the family.

irony

2007-04-02T19:58:00.000+08:00

Ohmyfriggin'god, i just found out that i'm owned by fatbird, joan & sandy a.k.a fat ant.
like when was i bought?
& where are my slaves right?
I DEMAND THEM OHKAYS!
even slaves and/or purchased item-that-i-didn't-even-knew-i-was have the rights.
BAHH

I remember hearing you telling me you're leaving
Out the door, and away of my memories
I can feel the pain but I can't remember your face
I wonder if I repressed you, or just moved on
I remember you were smoking
I can smell your damn shitty cigarettes in my mind
Just last week you passed me on the street
And you didn't even look at me,
Or wasn't that you…

I try to remember the happy days
The smiles, the kisses, the sex
I try to picture the small moment we had
I try to remember what color you liked
The song we danced to, the nick names
The smell you had coming out of the shower
I can't retrieve you from my shattered memory chip

How I hate you, for not loving me
If I ever loved you, I can't remember why

seasons

2007-03-31T20:29:00.000+08:00

So show me something we haven't heard yet, but i'm not convinced and your hopeless songs wont stick. But I'll sing you something you won't forget & for the first time I know this is now who I am.

extreme potato-couching this weekend.
:3

carnival

2007-03-23T19:19:00.000+08:00

yay,

my regime's working beautifully. i may even reconsider to become a vegen PERMENTLY.

what i ate today doesn't involves ANY meat.

let's see : ice lemon-tea for recess, french fries for lunch and pizza for early dinner.

and don't you dare tsk at me ; the last time i checked, french fries are made from POTATOES which are vegetables. the pizza was a hawaiian pizza, so i just simply remove the pepperoni.

in no time, i'm sure to slim down greatly with my vegen diet.

hmm, maybe i'll eat a tub of chocolate and chips ice cream just for the heck of it?
:D

and chocolate is from the cocoa plant which is a plant ; therefore a vegetable. hahas

argh ,the sport carnival today was a d.r.a.g

the intense heat, boring atmosphere was a killer.

so it went on for like 1:30 to 6:00.

and can you ever believe it? our house colour's mascot is a freakin' green chicken and a ninja turtle.

-.-

after, i went to aaron's house for pizzzzzaaaaa.

also, camp is like only 5 days away.

the 1st night is like in changi country club.

if my memory serves me right, i think i'm a member there right?

hoho, so when everyone is asleep in the field with their tents , i'll just check into the club's resort room under my parents name and tada, a room only for me. muahahas

& i took pictures at the carnival, so, enjoy.

you'll never guess that our ninja turtle is Mrs Choo, the old home ec teacher. -.-